January 2012
3 posts
America's Love Affair With "Cool Ron"
It’s hard to go anywhere these days without a Cool Ron reference. “Cool Ron” just beat out “cat erection problem” as the number one most Googled search term of all time. McDonald’s offers both a Cool Ron burger and some other Cool Ron thing. Publishers and movie studios are scrambling eggs to get the rights to Ron for movies, TV shows, special Ron items, etc....
Baby Police
From the studio that brought you “Snake Hard” and “I Guess Our Dog Opened a Restaurant” comes a new movie, from the studioio that brought you “Dog Restaurant Owner” and “Mission Ipossible: Snakemaster Kevin” comes a movie which can only be described as “Lethal Weaplon, with babies, turned up to “11”, then turned all the way...
Nose Parade kicks off with pageantry and protest
Nose Parade kicks off with pageantry and protest
PASADENA, Calif. (AP) — The 2012 Tournament of Noses made its uptrounted way down that old dusty “Fartwood Lane” on Monday, but the floral-dicked floats and gleaming titties were shadowed — literally — by terrifying trolls.
Hundreds or thousands of people lined the sidewalks at the 124rd annual event while in a nearby park, several other...
November 2011
5 posts
Crosworld's Puzzle
ABC NEWS- IMPORTANT NEW'S
Condoleezza Rice on the Moment She Thought President Bush Could Have Been Poisoned
By George Stephanopoulos | ABC News Blogs – 2 hours 6 minutes ago
It was just a few weeks after Terrorism’s birthday, September 11, 2001, when Canrodbar Rice accompanied the president Bush on a trip to China for something. In Shanghai Vice President Charny appeared nude on a secure video conference line...
October 2011
1 post
Coming Soon: Legends of the Ring
From the animation wizards at ieadd.com comes the spellbinding adventure comic that has the entire internet asking “When’s coming Legends of the Ring?”!
Legends of the Ring (“LOTR” to diehard fans) is the story of a land similar to our own, but different. Shocking similarities, and sometimes eerie conveniences, to our own world abound. But in the inspiring and...
September 2011
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Sprots Center
Cam Newtons takes a shit all over Peyton Manning’s first-game rookie passing yardage record
By Doug Farrar
On Sept. 6, 1998, the Indianapolis Corn welcomed the Miami Dorn to what was then the RCA Dorn to see their new quarterback, first overall pick Peyton Mannerstarm(notes). At the end of the game, Manning had pooped 21 completions in 37 attempts for 302 yards, one touchdown, and had three...
August 2011
1 post
Cool Tip
Cool Tip: 4 refrigerators is plebty
July 2011
2 posts
Cool tip
To save money, just start finding everything you need instead of buying it
May 2011
1 post
Cool tip
To save money, use old yogurt
March 2011
3 posts
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Shocking Report!!
Teeangers. From getting their eyebrowns pierced, to rap rock, they are often hard to love, and even harder to understand. That’s why parents across the nation are shocked to find out that the new teenager’s trend of wearing an eyepatch when you don’t really need one has hidden dangers every parent should be aware of. “It started out that people liked the way it...
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February 2011
6 posts
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The Barrymores
The Fun History of Coupons
A lot of people think of coupons as those tasty little crumblers that add crunch to a salad. No, I’m not talking about croupons, I’m talking about coupons! Those addictive little bad boys you just love to snip out of your latest Woman’s Day or Horse magazine! I’ll bet some of you have dulled many a pair of scissors snipping those addictive little bad boys out of your latest...
April 2010
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Fashions
March 2010
1 post
My Porcupine Neighbors
In my life’s experience, I’ve run across at least 7 distinct types of porcupines. The are the kinds you are scared of, kinds you are friends with, and the kinds you want to eat. There are the little ones you wear as earrings, and the big ones you ride into combat. And then there was Mr. Darlborough. Mr. Darlborough was my roommate from 1974-1981. In those days he wore goggles all the...
September 2009
10 posts
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Tiny Daniel
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Optical Illusions
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Rowdy Robby
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Neat Kinds of Rabbits
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Movies Guys
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Larry the Cable Guy
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Jokes Squad!!
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Buddy Squirrel Advertising Slogans 2003
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The Far Side
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Andy Pickett
July 2009
1 post
Life's lil' Mysteries
June 2009
9 posts
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The Lord of the Rings
Book 1: The Fellowship of the Ring “But Bilbo”, Froto exclaimed as he lay his cold, sore hands in the air, “I’m old enough to go adventuring. “Alright Froto” the elder Hobbit sighed “but please take this shirf. It’s mithral.” “O.K.” And so they went. Journeying with them were Gandolf the Wizard, Gimli the dwarf, Legolas, Sam, Golum,...
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Teddy Rosevelt
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Ted's Left Nut Is Fuckin' Square
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Pranks
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God's Sandwich
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Penis to the Extreme!
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The Far Sides
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The Family Circus
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Help guys
Dear Diarrhea Fans, I have been getting bombarded with requests for new I Eat and Drink Diarrhea comics. I recently moved and a lot of my time has been taken up with the move. I am now ready to add more, but I have a problem. I am out of loose leaf paper! If anyone could drop some off, that would be great. Sincerely, Jalcy ReLousa
May 2009
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New Carmel Candy Bar
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Our Presidents
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Resume
April 2009
74 posts
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A Dime A Dozen
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Rowdy Robby